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The Earth’s Flat
We never thought that you would ask us
Our expert opinion

We know that NASA guards the ice wall
It runs along Earth’s rim 100 feet tall
And gravity's an illusion, objects don't fall
Cause this disc is a disc is a disc, not a ball
It accelerates upward 32 feet per second

I said, I said, I said the Earth’s flat
How the fuck did you not know that?

You globies
You’re all so fucking stupid
And NASA, you’re so full of shit

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from Hans Gruber and the Die Hards 2, released August 9, 2019

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